El Bruno

Hi,

a pile of years ago, thanks to my friend the skinny fell into my hands certificate JRR Tolkien’s The Hobbit . As it was a kind of new reading for me, a couple of days the 324 pages of the book had been deboradas, and then the skinny provided me the Lord of the ringsfilm trilogy, but the thing here was not so well.

In the first place by the number of pages that have the librakos. Let’s see, I understand that many stories are parallel at the same time requires space, but so many kilograms of weight for a ring that you can get € 20 online without shippingseems crazy.

Secondly: the forests. I know that it is a topicazo, but I swear that after reading more than 40 pages describing a fuckingforest of trees, I so tired. I have to admit that until a few months ago in a trip to Canada, my knowledge about trees were reduced to distinguish them:

• tree
• Pine
• Palm

In Canada they tried to learn concepts such as willow, eucalyptus, etc.; but I am convinced that with tree, pine and Palm tree can throw another 30 years without any problem.

Finally, bad planning, especially the Gandalf that. It is incredible that an immortal, with the wisdom that has accumulated during centuries, one of the most difficult of all time campaigns, to the front to 4 hobbits. Beware, I have nothing againstFrodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin; Moreover I very well fall this kind of people. Always willing to take a jug of beer in their hands and singing party songs. We are are a few types of more sympathetic. But there, to put in their hands the fate of Middle-Earth, because I think a bestial planning failure. If instead of 4 hobbits, you give the ring to a Navy Seal, or something similar at that time, because you have a story of 40 pages.

If this had been a computer science project, because I guess that Gandalf would have created the following history of user and ready to shoot miles:

I as an inhabitant of Middle-Earth

I wish to destroy the ring this here

to not be afraid to the eye of Sauron

Ball point! With this and a good speech, the white/grey Wizard embauca 4 or 5 different races to take a ring to Mordor, where on the internet in 4 or 5 days is ready.

Moreover, that that it was grey, stuck a bath and then was white, block not too. At first glance it seems that there was no good dialogue with the members of the team, or that the hobbits were not very savvy say because that would have happened if the following dialog:

Frodo: Gandalf, is what you’re one of the most powerful magicians?

Gandalf: it is not good for much, but yes, I am a magician of the good, good.

Frodo: and what you did last year, riding on a Giant Eagle, it can always do?

Gandalf: an eagle, a Falcon, a good Dragon; It depends on the day.

Frodo: for example an eagle, that autonomy does?, could reach Mordor? to mount the destination?

Gandalf: the Eagles are cool che, come to Mordor and further still.

Frodo: and are you happened grab the ring, get the Eagle, flying up to the mountain of fate…? well since I understand 

Note: in this video you can summarize 9 hours of film in 2 minutes.

So you know, like teaching of over 1200 pages and more than 9 hours of films:

• Always well write your user stories.

It is important that the same reflect objectives do that they can be carry out in say, one or 2 weeks and can also be tested

• Speech and communicate with your computer.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions difficult or little pleasant. Generally speaking, these questions at the beginning of a project, are easier to solve at the end of the same.

Greetings @ Here

The Bruno